Here's everything you need to know and nothing you don't about what happened on the internet on Election Day.


6:30 p.m.
As a person who grew up listening to Adult Contemporary music radio stations, the Goo Goo Dolls are very important to me. I need Phoebe Bridgers, the SSRI songstress, to follow through on this promise to serenade us with her rendition of “Iris.” 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

if trump loses I will cover iris by the goo goo dolls

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5:40 p.m.
My song is on!


5:09 p.m.
Unfortunately, we know who he is. 


4:44 p.m.
Kanye being a bigger megalomaniac than career politician Biden and Hot Cheetos residue-infused shit stain Trump is too much for my fragile brain to handle. 


4:38 p.m.
I’m screaming!!!! 😭


4:37 p.m.
Okay.


4:33 p.m.
I’m stressed out by the fact that he has a new girlfriend since the last time I checked in on him at the end of 2019.


4:07 p.m. 
Nashwa Lina of the Muslim Rumspringa podcast is mentally at Tom Steyer dancing to Juvenile’s “Back Dat Azz Up.”


4:01 p.m.


2:10 p.m. 

This article on election anxiety is a must read.


2:04 p.m.
Some police department in Texas thought this was a good idea.


1:50 p.m.
I’m super late to this, but here’s Lil Pump being introduced at a Trump rally by Trump, who mistakenly calls him Lil Pimp. This is so cursed. 


1:37 p.m.

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1:25 p.m.
Here’s a nice pick-me-up for anyone who needs it! Katy’s the author of Paris Review’s Color Story column, and has a knack for curating art that makes me feel at peace while the world burns.


1:21 p.m.
Unrelated to election coverage and possibly too niche but someone wrote erotic Reply All fan fiction. 😭


1:05 p.m.
Would today be Election Day without some nightmare fuel in the form of voter suppression? No. I’m trying not to get Sad, so this video posted by Red Chapman doesn’t seem to be helping.


11:58 p.m.
The kids are alright! Honestly, Gen Z are the only reason today is bearable. 10/10 content.


12:44 p.m.
I wish we could actually elect Fuckboy Biden. I want him to be president. That would be fun!


12:35 p.m.
MOOD


12:26 p.m. 
Not sure if this is in response to the Kunta Kinte tweet from earlier by Olbermann (see below), but if it is, Levar Burton’s choosing chaos today!


12:18 p.m.
This is old, but I just saw this. Here’s a video of Patti Smith busking for NYC voters! It totally makes me feel better about the election, however temporary that “better” feeling is!!! UGH!!


12:05 p.m.
Continuing with the theme of celebrity cringe, Madonna and Common are doing a lot today! Common’s trying to get the vote out, as is Madonna, but it’s become fodder for Twitter of course. I think it’s because we’re not all taking such immense pride in the act of voting today, or in Biden. Maybe some of you are, though? @
me and tell me if you don’t find this funny. LOL.


11:47 a.m. 
This (
since-deleted) tweet was outlandish, and took up too much time and energy in my life this morning! I’m not sure what Keith Olbermann means, but it’s provocative!